The top 5 scariest conditions Virtuwell treats
Let’s face it, when something is wrong with your health, it can be downright scary. Ever wonder about the spookiest conditions that Virtuwell treats? Keep reading, if you dare…
Flesh eating zombies
Ugh, the undead mowing on your skin. No thanks. Zombies can be hiding anywhere. They could be among your family, your classmates, at your daycare — you can never be too careful. When they attack, they usually catch you off guard, eating your flesh by burrowing into your skin, and laying their eggs. Hang on, eggs? Gah, I meant scabies, not zombies. Scabies are tiny insects that burrow into your skin and lay eggs. While still disgusting, these little flesh-eating monsters aren’t as deadly as zombies and thankfully you can get online treatment for scabies at Virtuwell.
Vampires are the worst! Those blood sucking fiends are always on the hunt for a fresh feast. They sink their teeth into your flesh and gorge themselves on your blood — often swelling to multiple times their original size. And they can spread Lyme disease through their bites. Wait, hold on - not vampires. Sorry, we meant deer ticks. We got mixed up for a second there. We treat deer tick bites at Virtuwell. If you are bitten by a vampire, go to the ER for sure.
Your flashlight goes dead. Suddenly you’re alone in the dark. You open your mouth and call to your friends, but no sound comes out. You try to scream but there’s only deathly silence. That’s right, you’ve got laryngitis — also known as losing your voice. Laryngitis happens when your voice box or larynx becomes inflamed. This can be caused by overuse, irritation or even an infection. OK, it’s not that scary but it can really put a damper on your Halloween fun. How are you supposed to yell “trick or treat” if you can’t talk? Worse yet, symptoms can include a sore or dry throat, which can really slow down your candy eating. Thankfully, if you feel a sore throat coming on, Virtuwell can help. We’ll treat your laryngitis and have you shrieking and howling again in no time.
Blood shot eyes
You knock, they open the door and before you can say “trick or treat!” they slam the door in horror. But wait, you’re dressed as a unicorn, you’re not supposed to be scary. What’s the problem? Pink eye! Your friendly unicorn smile is overshadowed by your red, goopy and crusty eye. And people are afraid of you because you’re contagious. So, unless you like having candy chucked at you from a safe distance to avoid contamination, you’d better get that pink eye taken care of. Thankfully, you can get pink eye treatment online at Virtuwell. Oh, and we can have your prescription sent to a pharmacy on your trick or treat route.
You’re all ready to head out for some wicked fun. As you give yourself a quick check in the mirror, you gasp in horror at your reflection. What is that? Is it a wart, blemish or boil from the toil and trouble of a witch's curse? Unlikely. It can be hard to tell, but you're feeling a bit ghoulish as it stares back at you. Skin issues can have many underlying causes. The good news is that Virtuwell can help you work out ‘witch’ (get it?) one is behind your skin woes. Whatever nasty spell was cast on you, we’ll help figure it out — in the light of day or dark of night. We treat cold sores, warts, nasty rashes, acne, and more than 20 other skin conditions. Virtuwell’s easy online treatment may seem like magic, but it’s really just simple, convenient and affordable healthcare — to make whatever is ailing you ... poof ... go away quickly.
Don't let an easy-to-treat ailment haunt you. If you have any of these or the other 60+ conditions Virtuwell treats we’re here to break the evil spells and get you back in good health in no time!
However you spend your Halloween this year, stay safe and have a frightfully good time.